Dear readers,

My blog hates some of you, but I want to take this moment to tell you that I do NOT.  I promise that I’m trying to convince my anti-spammy thing that you guys are my FRIENDS, and not, say, the people who are trying to sell me a mail-order bride or viagra.  Only one of which I’m considering.  I’ll let you guy mull that over for a few minutes.

Anyway, I just wanted to tell you to rest-assured that I will approve your comments as soon as I find them.  My blog finds Erin at snarke.net “quite spammy” and often quarantines her!  I’m not sure what quarantine is like, but last time she was sitting in there next to a bot trying to sell everyone Ambien.  So at least she probably got a good night’s sleep…and possibly purchased some furniture online without remembering it.

I promise I love you guys!

Shine

In other news, I had a lovely weekend of…not doing a whole hell of a lot.  I watched a lot of NCIS.  SHUT UP, I know.  But I love it anyway.  Saturday was girls’ night out and I was the only one without an “L” name.  I guess this means I need new friends?

I’m kidding, guys.  You know I love you all.  Even if I am the odd duck for not having an “L” name.

Favorite line of the night?  “The Asian Pear Martini at the restaurant where I used to work was so good, I creamed my pants.”  And for that line, I left my friend’s phone number for our cute waiter.  Who needs a haircut.  Okay, maybe I’m hoping they’ll go out JUST so she can convince him to cut his hair.