Okay, it’s not that nothing has irritated me this week.  Let’s be honest with ourselves here, people, something irritates me EVERY week.

It’s more that I feel like I’m about to DIE and I just lost my breakfast and I want to be in DC and have a snow day, but I’m NOT.

Oh.  Wait a minute.  THAT’S IT.

Today, I am breaking up with all you DC bitches bragging about your effing snow day.  Meanie pants!  All of you.  I want snow.  I don’t even think I remember what it looks like.  All we get in Dallas in the winter is rain, rain, ice, and traffic.

So here’s to all you DC bloggers.  SHUT YOUR FACES I WANT SNOW.

That is all.