If you tip the Sonic Girl…oh, hell, even if you don’t.
I write for you. I rap for you (that one time, but c'mon, it was awesome). I make you laugh. If any of that inspires you to, say, buy me a virtual drink, clicking that button up there will take you to PayPal. I will send so many happy thoughts in your general direction.
This money will not go to help the homeless or feed the hungry, but it just might get me drunk enough to do stupid things for your entertainment. Or buy me sexy toys. Just sayin'.
Don't worry, I already feel like an asshole. But GingerMandy talked me into it (I'm pretty sure it was my idea. Because no one will do a telethon for me.) after she foisted a really complicated budget sheet on me and now my head hurts.
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about 2 weeks ago
I will be blogging again! or i give you permission to hunt me down and do some harm.
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