I always knew there was this stuff called “nutella.” But I don’t like nuts.
Cue joke about how Shine doesn’t like nuts. Happens every time.
I like peanut butter, but I wasn’t really sure how I felt about a “hazelnut spread.” Hazelnuts? I don’t even want that in my coffee.
Then…I bought some. It’s got less fat than peanut butter. More sugar, but still…less fat. Plus, it’s got cocoa! That can’t be bad, right?
And oh my god, I am a convert. This stuff is the best thing since sliced bread. It even makes sliced bread better!
And I like chocolate, don’t get me wrong, but I’m not a super choco-holic. I’ll eat it, but I usually prefer fruity things to chocolaty things.
But nutella?! Nutella is like fondue, but you can eat it for breakfast. It’s delicious. On apples, on strawberries, on toast, on a bagel, on…everything. EVERYTHING.
Yeah, I’m a little insane about it. It comes in a jar! You can spread it on anything! I’m eating some right now!
So all I’m saying is, go out and get some nutella today. You can thank me later. I’ll be doing this (just pretend that Hershey bar is a jar of nutella).