• Oh, nutella, where have you been all my life?

    I always knew there was this stuff called “nutella.” But I don’t like nuts.

    Cue joke about how Shine doesn’t like nuts. Happens every time.

    I like peanut butter, but I wasn’t really sure how I felt about a “hazelnut spread.” Hazelnuts? I don’t even want that in my coffee.

    Then…I bought some. It’s got less fat than peanut butter. More sugar, but still…less fat. Plus, it’s got cocoa! That can’t be bad, right?

    And oh my god, I am a convert. This stuff is the best thing since sliced bread. It even makes sliced bread better!

    And I like chocolate, don’t get me wrong, but I’m not a super choco-holic. I’ll eat it, but I usually prefer fruity things to chocolaty things.

    But nutella?! Nutella is like fondue, but you can eat it for breakfast. It’s delicious. On apples, on strawberries, on toast, on a bagel, on…everything. EVERYTHING.

    Yeah, I’m a little insane about it. It comes in a jar! You can spread it on anything! I’m eating some right now!

    Ahem.

    So all I’m saying is, go out and get some nutella today. You can thank me later. I’ll be doing this (just pretend that Hershey bar is a jar of nutella).

6 Comments


  1. gingermandy says:

    yep. happened to me about a year or so ago. it doesn’t get any better than that. i’d do perverse things with a jar of nutella.

  2. Kanriah says:

    Oh god yes. I’ve loved that stuff since I was a kid. Ever since I became a grown up and can decide what I buy I Always have that stuff. Croissants and Nutella? Heaven. Nutella on a spoon? Also Heaven. My kids love a good peanut butter and jelly and chocolate sandwich (pb&j with a surprise strip of nutella somewhere). I’m always making friends who’ve never had it Buy some and Eat it and they always thank me. How could they Not??

    Nutella = Love.

  3. Antelope says:

    Nutella is awesome! I just found this recipe for Nutella cookies, which I haven’t made yet, but I’m sure will improve my life:

    http://tastykitchen.com/recipes/desserts/nutella-cookies/

  4. Travis says:

    I had some Nutella once, and now I have diabetes.

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